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Start Talking episode 257 of the Paul Truesdale podcast. Tough crowd tonight. Listen, Sarah, it's New York City. What else did you think would happen? It's Tuesday, February 15 2022. There's only 313 days or about 7500 hours left. That's right left to buy pure plastic Chinese junk that nobody will remember for Christmas of 2022. Yes, but yours truly will absolutely unequivocably beyond exclusion of every reasonable doubt except a full bottle of Kings County distillery repeated bourbon whiskey. Now for those of you who keep leaving those half filled bottles we'll knock it off and in honor of our packed jammed roadways Amazon FedEx and UPS drivers we have this for you

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Well, it's Valentine's Day Happy Valentine's to you and your loved ones hope you have a nice opportunity making some baby better tonight for me. I'll be spending an evening with curly Joe. Arnie Tim. Yes. Oh, the Reverend row and we've got Leon gas mascus who will keep everyone celibate. We've got our new guy bubba. Wow. He comes from the forest here in Ocala and never ending always with me Roscoe. Yeah, that no region hunting dog is really kind of cool. He's a collection of characteristics that makes him really really unique. Say I like dogs. I wrecked rescue dogs. And this little rascals got six toes as right six little toes on each paw. It makes them easier to grab on to slippery rocks. Now this Norwegian dude, he's handsome looking guy and he can close off one of his his both ear canals. I mean, he just clears them off, right? It's unbelievable. It protects his inner ear from dirt and moisture. And what's really amazing about this guy is His neck is jointed so amazingly well. I use that word Amazing. Amazing. Well, amazing. It's just amazing. Yes, it is amazing. That he can turn his head all the way backwards and he can touch his forehead to his back. His shoulders are jointed in such a way that well he can splay out his legs and go straight out to his sides. Our dog Archie here in the office can do the same thing. Now these traits make him fantastic on cliffs. Again, for our dog, buddy. He can climb trees just about like a raccoon or a squirrel. It is what it is what it is. And on slippery rocks and passageways. He does pretty darn good. So with that Roscoe. We tell him a little bit about trots. Okay, curly Joe trots is password protected if you go to the Paul Truesdale websites Paul truesdale.com. We called it Paul Truesdell. We thought about it oh, about 5670 years and we said hey, your name is Paul Trudeau. I'll just call it apologize to podcast. So that's what we're doing. So here's what we do. It's based on the concept of Paul Harvey the rest of the story though Rest of the Story spells the word trots. Since my last name starts with a T Truesdale. We call it truce deals rest of the story. So you can laugh. It is kind of cool, right? Well, what what do you think? You're always screaming. So if you want, you can simply John, jump on. And you'll notice is password protected? If you want to get the password? All you got to do Rosco, they got to get a password right? Yes, go the contact form and you'll be in good stead. With that. What do you say? We get started. And how do you do drink for these? So we'll begin with Sarah Palin. Sarah Palin. So she goes to court she says she's been labeled by the New York Times and remember, you know, it's in New York City. They claimed that she had intentionally put target marks on the backs of members of Congress to assassinate and even though the New York Times said yeah, we screwed up. We probably should have done that. It was a bad choice. Ball ball ball. We dealing hammer facts. Yeah. The judge ruled that the lawsuit by the former Alaska Governor against New York Times has been going on since 2017. Over no editorial actually took place in 2007. He just toss it out. He tossed out total civil lawyers. You didn't prove anything. The jury's already out. Jury is already out making a decision but the judge is tossed out US District Court Judge Rex ran horf said you're done so he killed the jury deliberations pool and kind of his What it is what it is? Does anybody really expect anything different? Of course not. There's a real good article on MSN, it's not good, but it's a good article anyways talks about how Laredo, Texas I spend a lot of time down in Texas obviously I'm a native of Texas spend time in Laredo and Laredo was a really nice place. He used to have a TV show called Laredo have a chance to look it up one of the busiest commercial border crossings in North America trucks just flow into the thing rate of about 500 people per hour or going across the bridge there at Laredo, and an awful lot of drug dealers as well. So they're just playing the percentages and typically about 5% of the vehicles are screened by US Customs. That's right. You think a lot of people are being screened and not being screened cargo flows across like crazy. And the article talks about how the fentanyl yes the lethal fentanyl is just flowing across like crazy. And should we have a big surprise whatever your name is, is ready for the big surprise. No big surprise. You gotta understand where these chemicals are coming from. You understand what the Chinese are doing? We're at war for absolutely unequivocably at war but hey, nobody cares. Stop talking. So it is what it is what it is just so you know if your listeners for the first time I can't stand hypocrites. I can't stand people who are full of beans and this is just my way to blow off a little bit of steam on Tuesdays and Fridays.

I'm calling my lawyer probably going to happen Mexicans are probably going to call her lawyer because the USS said you know these avocados don't know about this. We're gonna have to slow down the importation of avocado. So they're putting a pause on shipments from Mexico. A number of avocado has grown in Mexico by drug dealers all you who love your avocado toast in New York City and then you be moan Oh, I can't believe the drug is how do we solve it? We'll go ahead and give him clean needles. I'm calling my lawyer. Roscoe. What do you think? Yeah, we'll just do it. I say decriminalize all drugs. I think it's absolutely foolish. The only thing is here's what I would say doing if you decriminalized drugs completely then I think you should be 100 Totally percent responsible for your healthcare. I don't think I should have to pay for Jack just because you got jacked up and did something totally stupid but hey what do I know Sonny weighs Mexican agricultural ministry said the temporary suspension involves avocados World's Biggest producing region in Mexico it's a billion dollar avocado trade business. Yeah, so anyways, here's the problem guys. We just got so many people who are just doing so many things that are stupid. They're threatening the inspectors they're saying hey, you get this stuff through are we going to kill you? Okay, so hey, screw this stuff. One of these days we're gonna get a present I said the balls actually do something.

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man gasoline is getting expensive. I've been doing a lot of driving to Jacksonville to Orlando Daytona then going to Tampa a lot went up to Tallahassee recently do a lot of business across the state of Florida man gases. Gas expensive for some driving a Mercedes that takes that extra premium Super Deluxe stuff and yeah, yeah. Yay. sampras's. No, not only in San Francisco. The gas prices are pretty, pretty tough here. Always remember never forget that. When Bush was in office you had was that woman's name. She's a member of Congress. She was head of the Democratic Party in Miami. Debbie Wasserman Schultz. Almost forgot her name Debbie Wasserman Schultz Little Debbie. Little Debbie was screaming and hollering carrying on how Dick Cheney and George Bush were all conspiring to get the price of gas up so they can make more money. I wonder what she's saying now about the fact that oil has now surged to $100 a barrel getting darn close first time since 2014. Back in 2014. who is president then oh, yeah, Obama shouldn't say anything then you know, one of the things you got to do you got to keep a good repertoire of who said what when where and you know, you got to pull it up every once in a while and I got news for you that's a tax no matter how you say it that's tax and everything is going up in price at the same time. Competition is what it is it's getting harder to make ends meet you know that I know that and pretty soon they're not gonna allow us to have any meat. What are they gonna do? They're gonna grow veggie CRADA call it meat. Thank you didn't have any brains at all. Oh, God brain.

Well, why don't you use them?

Why do you use them? So the no fly list is growing in the United States. You have all these violent incidents that are taking place on planes? I gotta tell you is the reason why I like to fly private and, you know, get on the phone, get a plane. We're here over in Ocala and look Literally in 15 minutes from being up and on off the off the mark I mean Park walk get on Get out of here same thing for getting on the interstate there's advantages to having good access to transportation everybody knows that's not rocket science but it is what it is what it is in you're gonna see more and more people who are going to get in these no fly list what I have is good information that I received and what you're going to see is more and more people who are going to be judged based upon social credit s rights social credit in other words if you are not worthy they don't deem you worthy Wow, you're not gonna be able to get on a plane so if you post things online and like let's say Leon gets up there and says something that they determined to be exactly appropriate because he has a tendency of doing it every once in a while. We got to get a handle on that son. Oh, so what Leon can't fly can't fly because he's got you know, a pants full of poop you're the Prezi United States you can do that. Yes Okay. It's no big deal if present composed pants all day long but you know Leon if he says things and does things and he's not doesn't fly Yeah, he's not gonna be able to get on a plane. So bad behavior social credit. Big Brother What's it what's another name for Big Brother Facebook? Twitter, I don't know whatever the whatever you want to go with it is what it is what it is. You stupid was nine plus 10 do stupid there was a great video of a flight attendant on flight 1775 heading to Washington DC from Los Angeles they had to divert and land in Kansas had a really nasty passenger became a complete Jackass and try to get in to the to the pilots in the video of this stewardess she or flight attendant whatever you call you can't Can you see him steward and stewardesses that he has say men can't say women I'm old school. Just so you know. It's Valentine's Day and for me yeah. That's not a woman running from me. As just this scream of the way things have gone totally wackadoodle in the country, isn't it? Anyways do gal she runs down the aisle, grabs a coffee pot runs back up to the guy and beats the crap out of them. I love it. They wind up getting control of him the whole nine yards. Some passengers say it's all very scary. Oh, the lights in the plane came on and several men stood up and they rushed into first class and yeah, that's why flight had a few men probably an Air Marshal as well but had a few real men stood up and took care of business and is what it is right Roscoe? Yeah. And then we have from wired one last thing today Wired Magazine says Oh, YouTube's YouTube's Olympic highlights are riddled with propaganda talking about China and how wonderful it is. Oh, just Beijing Beijing is also wonderful you come here we do very good things for you. There also other people are saying you got anti Chinese propaganda that doesn't make any difference. I'm gonna say this one last time I don't I don't get it. I don't get it. Why do we have any buddy representing anyone from any nation whatsoever? Why Ralph? Why do we do Oh makes no sense. Why don't you just have people if they qualify here's the thing. You had this thing called the US Open you win a tournament you qualify for the US Open you don't have to have a professional players card you could be a farmer you could be a farmer and you carry a golf club with you and you decide that you want to swing away every once in a while you could be you could be a third rate of thriving range Pro I mean like 10 cup days are done but man you decide to get your act together. You want attorney you go to the US Open I understand why the why the Olympics. Isn't that why everything's got to be politicized. Right Wilma? Go Are you surprised at that? And frankly, it just doesn't matter. Right? It just doesn't matter. Cut

the crap Morty. I mean, the Mohawk Sabinus the last 12 years they're going to beat us again. That's just the attitude we don't need. Sure. Mohawk has beaten us 12 years in a row. Sure. They're terrific athletes. They've got the best equipment that money can buy. Hell, every team they're sending over here has their own personal Mizzou son, sir, with suits. But it doesn't matter. Do you know that every Mohawk competitor has electrocardiogram, blood and urine tests every 48 hours to see if there's any change in his physical condition. Do you know that they use the most sophisticated training methods from the Soviet Union East and West Germany and the newest Olympic power Trinidad Tobago, but it doesn't matter. It just doesn't matter. It just doesn't matter.

Talking about China doesn't matter. Talking about freedom free speech equal rights equal opportunity

if we win even if we play so far over our heads that our noses bleed for a week to 10 days and you prove your case God in heaven comes down and points his hand and our side of the field even if every man woman and child held hands together and prayed for us to win because all the really good looking girl would still go out with a guy from MMA cuz I got all the money

it's New York City Federal Judge New York Times How Will the jury you're not PC enough everybody deserves their day in court doesn't mean you're gonna be fair love it we're gonna wrap this thing up this is called Honey by man with roses we'll do our ending and we're out here happy Valentine's Day everybody

it was yesterday should I do this on Tuesday

obviously recorded on the 14th so if you're new, I'm going to say it again get up and move around. I believe that the most important component of wealth is your mindset. The second most important component is physical wealth. Physical wealth involves strength endurance and flexibility with natural nutrition hydration everything in moderation get up and move around man. Move around, you'll extend your life and you'll extend the quality of your life if you get off your fat ass and do something

Life is good, man. We're sitting around stop feeling sorry for yourself

I added leg lunges, lunges into my routine and between yesterday and this morning I've done about 200 lunges with each leg. Oh my god, am I hurting? Am I going to pay for it? Yeah, with increased strength and longevity and being able to get out of situations that well when the shit hits a fan I should be okay.

ain't easy guys in all these freaks in college and Poussey boys and girls? The way you're ruining it for the rest of us

for those of you who are working and living a modern minimalist lifestyle, where you own everything you use, and you're using everything you own, Hey, man, you've got kindred spirits. We're here man we understand. No matter how old you are, you can stay current. For those of you who are baby boomers like me who are allowed one foot in the grave because there's nothing left to do. Just die and get out of the way

pretty tough love huh? Yeah, I'm that guy who has your 1960s and 70s a muscle car driving dad who's tired of the bullshit. Bothered by the language don't come back. Somebody is going to talk to everybody this way. If not, country's going to hell in a handbasket. Oh, we're gonna mankind's going to survive. It's gonna be interesting to see what turns out in the years ahead. Remember, God has a funny sense of humor folks.

If he's not answering you, maybe because the dude is just way too busy dealing was stupid I'm so mean I was on a view Whoopi Goldberg would probably call me names Joy Bay Hart would probably be throwing things at me those are just fantastically women anyways say show even on anymore is will be even around anymore does she get her she got her titty and ringer didn't shake as a stoic if I go to bed I had a good day if I wake up I had a good night. Pretty simple.

Good Person moaning about life. We're all breathing. Smile.

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We're gonna do a couple of songs at the very end here. Run with the wolves and hope. The hope lounge. So you want to boogie out, hang on, tired of being jerked around.

I wish I had some loftier purpose, but I'm afraid in the end. It's just the money

and here we go. Run with the wolves. Good. Move around. We'll do two songs. I'll shut up. Let it play out and then we're gone. Thanks for joining me out of here. Bye

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